theweeklywheatley:

excuse u, ill have you know that I am the most accurate cosplayer of all time. i only pick characters that are made on ms paint like me, and have no arms just like myself because when i do cosplay, i do it right. nobody wants to see some fake ass cosplay with a human body and skin tone…. i am the best and if you can’t strive to be like me then don’t even bother cosplay

jirk-dake:

strawberryroyalty:

fizzlemuffins:

it’s 3 in the fucking morning what am i doing with my life

im peeing

the best part is this isn’t even a clever pun or anything this literally happens in the game

a-tolkien-for-your-thoughts:

xdroox:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

me on my way to steal your man

“In case of an emergency this airplane is designed with 8 exits located around you.”

i WA S LAUGHING SO HARD I COULDNT EVNE REBLOG FOR A FEW MINUTES

shotamune:

Reblog this and I will draw you a birdie based of your blog/url like this one:

the sky’s the limit, just kidding, the limit is May/10… uvu

punchpolygons:

anxiety sucks.

party-at-the-tardis:

shavingryansprivates:

why the fuck is every nursery rhyme about people dying

• the london bridge is falling down and probably crushing pedestrians
• ring around the rosie pockets full of posie ashes ashes we all get obliterated by the black plague
• it’s raining it’s pouring the old man is snoring he bumped his head and fucking died

and fucking died

toxinhawkart:

Thistlesorta
Hnnnnnnnnnnggg

rizucchini:

nepeta visits her friends